{"id":856,"date":"2020-07-14T19:17:14","date_gmt":"2020-07-14T19:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/?p=856"},"modified":"2023-08-02T03:35:27","modified_gmt":"2023-08-02T03:35:27","slug":"cornwallis-crittergram-page","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"Cornwallis&#8217; Crittergram Page"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello there. I am Cornwallis Winston Thatcher, a bulldog. If you\u2019re reading this, YOU ARE MY FRIEND. CONGRATULATIONS. NO TAKE BACKS. Scroll down to meet some of my other friends!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla-1024x292.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-951\" width=\"443\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla-1024x292.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla-600x171.jpg 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla-768x219.jpg 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla-1536x438.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/crittergramofficicla.jpg 1620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"333\" data-id=\"859\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header-1024x333.jpg\" alt=\"Cornwallis Winston Thatcher profile header\" class=\"wp-image-859\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header-1024x333.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header-300x98.jpg 300w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header-768x250.jpg 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header-600x195.jpg 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Header.jpg 1230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:33% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-868 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Shadow-2048x2048.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Shadow, a witch cat. Also quite the foodie. ?\ufe0f??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Shadow<\/strong>:                                                              &nbsp;I see that you haven\u2019t eaten that bird I brought you. Is there something wrong with it? Because I got that bird for&nbsp;<em>you<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"690\" height=\"730\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.13.03-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-882 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.13.03-PM.png 690w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.13.03-PM-284x300.png 284w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.13.03-PM-600x635.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Clem the Victorian Bulldog. He\u2019s my favorite. Don\u2019t tell the others.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Andromeda<\/strong>:                                                You know this is public right? We can see this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bacon: <\/strong>                                                                  LOL ? nice try, <strong>@Cornwallis<\/strong>. We all know that I&#8217;m your favorite fellow pooch.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"596\" height=\"568\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.09.28-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-880 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.09.28-PM.png 596w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.09.28-PM-300x286.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 596px) 100vw, 596px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Lyra the Domestic Shorthair. You should definitely pet her. It\u2019s not a trap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Andromeda<\/strong>:                                                Sisters 4 life!!!?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"372\" height=\"304\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.23.03-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-886 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.23.03-PM.png 372w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.23.03-PM-300x245.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Andromeda, a clawbeast. She knows all your secrets. Yes. You.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Lyra<\/strong>:                                                                Sis, this is a scary pic of you. Mom has plenty of nicer ones!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Andromeda: <\/strong>                                                               <strong>@Lyra<\/strong> I like this one. My eyes look so quizzical.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"596\" height=\"568\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.11.25-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-881 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.11.25-PM.png 596w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.11.25-PM-300x286.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 596px) 100vw, 596px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Bacon the Cockapoo. He finally caught that duck.? Praise him for he is a good boy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bacon<\/strong>:                                                               I also have a graduate degree from Cal Arts but no one ever brings it up.?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"909\" src=\"http:\/\/52.207.233.110\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM-1024x909.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-888 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM-1024x909.png 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM-300x266.png 300w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM-768x682.png 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM-600x533.png 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.28.29-PM.png 1140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Lincoln the Rhodesian Ridgeback. She is seen here in a rare moment of calm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bacon: <\/strong>                                                        Wow! You look so peaceful here @Lincoln<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Clem: <\/strong>                                                                   Great photo ?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1020\" height=\"864\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.19.02-PM.png\" alt=\"curly hair dog\" class=\"wp-image-883 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.19.02-PM.png 1020w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.19.02-PM-300x254.png 300w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.19.02-PM-768x651.png 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screen-Shot-2020-06-25-at-1.19.02-PM-600x508.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Canela the Philosopher. Don&#8217;t disturb her. She&#8217;s thinking deep thoughts. They&#8217;re almost entirely about squirrels but still&#8230;deep thoughts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Lyra: <\/strong>                                                                      Squirrels are the beeeest                                                                                        <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1208 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Shiloh-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Shiloh. She sleeps with one eye open to make sure we\u2019re all safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">                                                                                       <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1209 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Cheetah-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Cheetah. I keep telling C that she doesn&#8217;t blend into the rug enough to set a trap but she doesn&#8217;t listen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Cheetah: <\/strong>                                                                       I listened! Don\u2019t worry, humans. Nothing\u2019s wrong. You should walk on the rug. Nothing\u2019s coming for your ankles.                                                                                       <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1212 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Spencer-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Spencer the Loaf Kitten. He is lying that way so you know that he is bread and not donuts. He would never be a donut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Clem: <\/strong>                                                                       BREAD?? DID YOU SAY BREAD??? I LOVE BREAD.                                                                                      <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:32% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"254\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Bailey-e1603687176123.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1213 size-full\"\/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is my buddy, Bailey the Pitbull.&nbsp; Those spots used to be tiny but they get a little bit bigger every time he loves a new human. He will be mostly spot soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bacon<\/strong>:                                                                   Big fan of the spots!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">                                                                                   <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-vertically-aligned-top\" style=\"grid-template-columns:34% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.touchupdirect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_3424.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1216 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_3424.jpg 640w, https:\/\/touchupdirect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_3424-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This the bunny trifecta: Rumbles, Cookie and Violet. Make no mistake, their cuteness is undeniable. But their appetites? Insatiable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COMMENTS (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Cookie<\/strong>:                                                                   It&#8217;s not our fault we&#8217;re big eaters! We love to sleep off our calories! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Violet<\/strong>:                                                            Pffft yea! It&#8217;s not u eat like a bird, Cornwallis??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Rumbles<\/strong>:                                                                              ^^^<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">                                                                                   <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your pet want to be a friend of Cornwallis? If so, please send us a picture of your buddy with a brief description to <a href=\"mailto:cornwallis@touchupdirect.com\">cornwallis@touchupdirect.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there. I am Cornwallis Winston Thatcher, a bulldog. If you\u2019re reading this, YOU ARE MY FRIEND. CONGRATULATIONS. 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